Trump Tower Praetorians
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Coach: |
Koba Borsk |
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Bulletin board from the coach |
Apr. 22nd, 2017 - old news |
Lies! Regarding the nasty rumours that Biggus Dickus has joined the folk smelling undead og Norsk Rakfolkfestival, we just want to say:
It is all a SAD lie! Biggus Dickus is not even dead! He went off to form a new and better team with Tupac and Elvis! He will be back and greater than ever.
In fact, what is a lie. Reality is merely a subjective interpretation of sensual stimulation, so what we say is real is AS good as anything, really when you think about it.
Anyway: always remember Biggus Dickus died for our sins! |
- Koba Borsk |
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Apr. 12th, 2017 - old news |
Mourning As we pour one out in memory of a fallen comrade, Biggus Dickus, we also celebrate a new addition to the team! |
- Koba Borsk |
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Feb. 17th, 2017 - old news |
FAKE NEWS!!! I open the newspapers and what I read is chaos, that we haven't won in four matches and that three players are benched due to injuries.
This is the opposite of the truth. Sure we have lost a bit, but this is fake news because so much in the news is fake. This team is running like a fine tuned machine! |
- Koba Borsk |
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PHALLIC!
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Latest bulletins:
The Crimson Tide |
Count's Decree March 24 After a stinging ... |
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Latest matches:
Semi Pro XX, Onsdagsball#1 |
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50 Blades of Grey |
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New Fjord Alehouse |
Semi Pro XX, Hjemme kamp |
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Vangbana Vekselva... |
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Odden Kadavers |
Semi Pro XX, Hjemme kamp |
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Koigen Frogs |
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Hamar Jurassic Pork |
Semi Pro XX, Påske |
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Zons of Heimlich |
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Rattsburg City Se... |
Semi Pro XX, Søndagskamp |
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New Fjord Alehouse |
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Low-tier Gods |
Semi Pro XX, Søndagsball#4 |
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Circus Carneardo |
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Ankerskogen Blodb... |
Semi Pro XX, søndagsball |
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Smallwood Peckers |
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Hamar Jurassic Pork |
Semi Pro XX, Hjemme |
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Rattsburg City Se... |
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Hamar Jurassic Pork |
Nellie C-Cup, Søndagsball#1 |
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Gobstomperz |
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Lokomotiv Löten U... |
Nellie C-Cup, Søndagsball#2 |
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Crimson Tide |
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Rattsburgh Skitters |
Nellie C-Cup, Nelly Nelly |
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Half Pint Heroes |
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Løiten Liniemænd |
Nellie C-Cup, Hjemme kamp |
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Lokomotiv Löten U... |
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Rattsburgh Skitters |
Semi Pro XX, Hjemme kamp |
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Vangbana Vekselva... |
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STAINLESS STEAL |
Nellie C-Cup, Onsdagsball |
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Crimson Tide |
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Half Pint Heroes |
Nellie C-Cup, Hjemme kamp |
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Rattsburgh Skitters |
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Lokomotiv Löten U... |
Nellie C-Cup, søndagsball#1 |
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Brawlin' Bitches |
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Lokomotiv Löten U... |
Nellie C-Cup, Nellies#2 |
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Crimson Tide |
4 |
Løiten Liniemænd |
Nellie C-Cup, Nellie#2 |
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Half Pint Heroes |
3 |
Rattsburgh Skitters |
Semi Pro XX, sirkus |
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Circus Carneardo |
4 |
Ankerskogen Blodb... |
Nellie C-Cup, Nellie#3 |
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Løiten Liniemænd |
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Brawlin' Bitches |
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