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| Nov. 11th, 2007 |
Fall of Nurgle Triple Pox Brigade seemed to have found the winning formula, but the last match against Azgorh Ravens was a major setback.
The team only has two pestigors, and both were taken out of the game relatively early. This was critical for the teams ball handling capability, and shows that the team should invest in more pestigors as soon as possible.
The bashing players of the team are specialized in smacking up almost any race and position, and they did their job well, but this time their hard work didn`t seem to pay off; the stubborn necromantic players simply refused to leave the pitch. Only fouling and crowd surfing seemed to work, until  Big Poppa Pox inflicted the teams first "real" casuality. It was a shame that this happened in the eight turn in the second half.
Anyhow Azgorh Ravens won a deserved 3-0 victory. Hannibal Hector was afraid Big Poppa Pox would hug him after the game, but he was relieved then he discovered that Big Poppa Pox instead gave him a gift for further inspiration.
The gift seems to be perfect for an academic rat fond of all types of puzzles; he was given a black lacquered puzzle box with inlays of pure gold... |
| - Hannibal Hector |
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| Nov. 6th, 2007 |
Rise of Papa Nurgle Slowly the massive bulk of biohazardious players from the lower realms of chaos are starting to understand the basic principles of Blood Bowl. This means that they are starting to make a draw for a game or two in the series,
The tormented souls in Nurgles Purgatoriums have had the possibility to achieve amnesty from their beyond life-sentence if they watch Triple Pox Brigade play. So far most of them have chosen the warmth and safety of their purgatoriums, since it has been way to painfull to watch Triple Pox Brigade play. But this is about to change, and more and more desperate souls have bought themselves seasonal tickets to the teams matches.
The head coach Hannibal Hector seems to be more concerned with the statistics of the team than psychotheology, and briefly summed up Triple Pox Brigade´s performance so far like this:
-We now cause 29.1% (23 of 79) casualities in the Southern Bravo League. This is excellent!
-We now cause 7,8% (6 of 77) T.D.s in the Southern Bravo League. This is of course low, but it will take some time before we can beat the intire Old World, and we have allies in our League.
Big Poppa Pox instead summed up the game like this:
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Hannibal Eshin wgah'nagl fhtagn" |
| - Hannibal Hector |
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| Oct. 11th, 2007 |
Nuffle nurtures Nurgle Head coach Hannibal Hector won his first match in five games, and his first ever with Triple Pox Brigade yesterday.
Triple Pox Brigade won 2-1 over Azgorh Ravens. The team has so far shown a lot of hitting power, but almost literally got no balls... Most coaches would have focused on the strengths of their team, but Hannibal did the opposite.
The sacrifice of a entire village in the name of Nuffle prior to the game probably also had a great impact; their first block in the first turn in the first half caused a casuality, and the following three blocks caused two K.O.ed undead players. The team managed to pick up the ball, pass, catch and other things that absolutely not comes naturally for rotters and Nurgle Worriors. Viril Pox even made an interception, and managed to rush straight to the end zone with the ball, scoring his first touch down ever. This took three turns, but nonetheless...
The team now has caused 26% av the casualities (17 of 65 CAS), and almost 6,66% of the touch downs (4 of 61 T.D.s) in their group. |
| - Hannibal Hector |
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| Oct. 9th, 2007 |
Statistics Triple Pox Brigade has so far:
*Caused 25% av the total casualities in the Bravo South Group(16 of 64 CAS)
*Caused 3.4% av the total touch downs in the Bravo South Group (2 of 58 T.D.s)
Head Coach Hannibal Hector enjoys learning the size of every land in the Old World, and the heights of every mountain peak in his spare time, so he should be more than good enough with numbers to figure out what the team needs to do... |
| - Hannibal Hector |
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| Oct. 7th, 2007 |
Heading for the Hall of Shame... Triple Pox Brigade has inflicted twice as much casualties as the other teams, but only has managed 2 goals in four games. Ball handling skills seems to be a gargantuan problem for the team, and then Lorn killed two potential ball handling pestigors even Big Poppa Pox understood that the team has a major weakness.
The sport is after all called "Blood BOWL", not only "Blood", which the team allready are quite good at, by causing it in substantional amounts.
But not everything is bad; Burt Badd has thrown the teams first and only completion, and that proves that the team can do the right thing with the ball too. Too bad it´s only at one time occasion in six games. |
| - Hannibal Hector |
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| Sep. 16th, 2007 |
Loss The team had a humiliating defeat against tree huggers Bordellaux Broncos, losing three - nil.
Mother Nature were a bit too fast for the forces of Chaos, but the elves had a bittersweet victory; Four casualities, among them a broken neck, fixed by the teams hired apothecary, and a death.
The shocking defeat has however woken the Deep Ones, and now Big Poppa Pox has showed up on the team. His first act was stopping Triple Pox Brigade from ripping head coach Hannibal Hector apart. That act was quite impressive, since the team was in a state of mayhem.
Hannibal Hector finally was able to squeek:
"Bordellaux Broncos won the battle, but lost the war..." |
| - Hannibal Hector |
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| Sep. 2nd, 2007 |
Victory-draw-loss The hideous team Triple Pox Brigade, spending more time worshipping Nurgle than playing with the ball, is is less than satisfied with their new coach - MUCH less.
The coach awoided being eaten as a live Rat-on-o-stick only because he reminded the team that he had increased the number of players on the team with 9.1% and substantially bettered their financial situation. The team is soon in position to draft players from the deeper realms of Chaos, giving the team some much needed muscle.
The team was almost satisfied with this answer, but some of the players reminded Hannibal Hector that he only was head coach for life time... |
| - Hannibal Hector |
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| Aug. 21st, 2007 |
New coach Successfull (at least half the matches) head coach of the leading SC skaven team Ratten Kameraten Hannibal Hector has suddenly taken over a team most of the known world thought had retired.
Neither the coach, nor the players wish to comment the takeover, but ANBBL officials can confirm that the team is somewhat skeptic to the "allways try to score"-doctrine of the head coach.
Hannibal Hector is not quite happy with the official team charter, especially the phrase "acceptence of defeat". He wants either the phrase removed or prolonged with "(...) of our enemies".
Captain of the team, Koff Pox have not responded to this demand, at least not in a tongue known to man (or rat, for that sake). |
| - Hannibal Hector |
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| Mar. 29th, 2007 |
Gurgle for Nurgle as a salute for our killed brother Smelli Furr ..
Losing him is a sad blow for Triple Pox Brigade, but we know that Papa Nurgle will grant him an honour seat by his side.
On a more positive note Triple Pox Brigade holds a strong position in the league after taking down Red Sons of Oldman.
Also Rabs Dawg inherited Smelli Furr`s arm and is intent on using it to keep Smelli Furr`s memory alive on the pitch.
talast, |
| - Red Skullz |
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| Mar. 18th, 2007 |
Not Nutcrackers anymore... ...more like Cracked Nuts -lol-
What a great debut match fans! We`re glad we didn`t disappoint the 12000 newly hatched fans.
Master Red was very pleased with us, even if we didn`t get any new players from the blessed Nurgle`s Rot Pox.
Who dare face us know as we`ve already taken down the most dangerous team in Group North!
Bwahahahahah! |
| - Red Skullz |
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| Mar. 16th, 2007 |
All Hail the Rotten Flesh Cough not once, cough not twice...triple coughs are Poppa Pox` advice! |
| - Red Skullz |
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